Starting HOLD TIGHT…

There's this moment at the beginning of a new book, when most of the book looks like this: That's Scrivener's full screen composition mode with a themed background. And a whole lot of blank documents. I've written books in a lot of different ways. I've written on a Smith Corona word processor (black background, orange type), I've written in Microsoft Works, and MS Word. I spent years writing in text documents because Word was a nightmare and since I was the only one who read my stories (often on my pre-smart phone), they didn't need to be formatted. Lately I've

March 14th, 2017|Categories: blog|Tags: , |

The Girl is Mine (Ripper Reinterprets)

I love Michael Jackson. I should say: I love his music. I find the man himself problematic. (I watched the Oprah special, y'all; if he only did what his lawyers let him admit to on Oprah, I still wouldn't leave my children with him overnight.) But damn. I grew up in the eighties. And somewhere in some mouldering bin we still have my dad's old Jackson 5 albums. When I was an infant I'd scream in the car if the Thriller album wasn't on. I still fucking love those songs. And this is my favorite. Unless you're counting the cinematic extended version

March 11th, 2017|Categories: blog|Tags: |

Quilts, Plumbing, & Love (SFW)

This went up serialized for the As La Vista Turns promo, but I thought I'd run it off for folks who want it all in one piece. A little bit of Mildred. Runs concurrently with Touch, which you can pick up if you're a $5+ patron over at my, um, secret Patreon, which I will totally start telling people about any day now. Download here: EPUB | MOBI | PDF Or read below. Half the fun of being with someone as regimented as Zane was fucking with her. At least that’s what Dred told Emerson as she was annotating a list Zane had left up

March 6th, 2017|Categories: blog|

As La Vista Turns: Excerpt

Chapter One I didn’t mean to kiss Dred. It was an accident. I was a little hungover after the wedding, and the sunlight was, like, glaring through my windshield, and when she got in the car I was happy to see her, so I kissed her. Okay, so “kiss Dred” wasn’t on my list of things to do, but it was an accident. And we were grown-ups. It was no big deal. Except for the way neither of us pulled back. Except for the way I really wanted to kiss her more. Except for the look in her eyes—all open

February 3rd, 2017|Categories: blog|Tags: , , |

Table of Contents!

Hello, there. Welcome to the blog. Let me point out a few areas of interest to you: I make videos! PODCASTS. I write stories! FREEBIES. Enjoy! Top featured image is "Welcome" by Nathan on Flickr, used under Creative Commons license 2.0.  

February 2nd, 2017|Categories: blog|
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FREEBIES

This is THE MASTER LIST OF STORIES AND SHORTS. Ahem. By series. *Crossovers indicated by asterisks. Stories tagged "Patreon" are available as ebooks to folks who support me on Patreon; links will take you to the appropriate post. Scientific Method Universe Queers of La Vista New Halliday Home Series The Ghost in the Penthouse Red and Bad Gym Featured image "Free" by Shane Adams on Flickr, used under Creative Commons license 2.0. Scientific Method Universe: (A number of SMU stories can be downloaded as an ebook in The Library, Volume I.) Cordelia's Library (SFW; pre-SMU; can only be read in The Library, Volume

February 2nd, 2017|Categories: blog, free-stories|

What Will Derrie Did When He Heard About US Marriage Equality (SFW)

This was apparently lost in the great web host fiasco of 2015. Here it is again! “What Will Derrie Did…” takes place on 26 June 2015. Because I had too many feelings and needed Will and Hugh and Tru to express them for me. SFW. It didn’t matter that it was a Friday morning, that Hugh and Truman both had to work. It didn’t matter that driving all the way to Oakland for a kiss (or, specifically, two) was a stupid idea and a waste of gas. Molly blinked tear-filled eyes across the kitchen at Will and said, “What’re you

February 2nd, 2017|Categories: blog, free-stories|Tags: |

Dillon and the Foreskin Snuggie (NSFW)

Dedicated to...you know who you are. Ahem. Anyway. Inspired by this bad boy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/259651572/to-order-12-kg-gigantic-monster-chunky Dillon and Gage from The Real Life Build. Enjoy. The best part about the new house (in the first six days of living there) was that it didn’t share a wall, or a floor, with anyone. No businesses, no residences, just them. Gage liked to tease that he still couldn’t make Dillon scream as much as he’d like without disturbing the neighbors, but it was a lot better than having the Dugout downstairs. The worst part was the broken furnace. And the fact that it took them three

January 31st, 2017|Categories: blog, free-stories|