Let’s play the character naming game!

Mr Shoulders needs a surname, folks. Want to read an early version of the first chapter/prologue of Fairy Tales? Introducing Math and Henry. Math's the one who needs a surname, and I'm open to suggestions. (But considering the book is explicit, please don't offer a name you associate with, like, your close kin. Something random would be best. I used to pull names from liner notes, back before digital music.) This whole damn book is full of names I crowdsourced. Consider any names in the comments totally up for grabs, and I do tend to get grabby! Math short for