I wrote a blog post, many years ago, called "You can have my milk when you pry it out of my cold, dead fingers" in which I ranted about how I was never gonna quit milk because soy lattes are gross. I can't even imagine drinking milk now. Funny thing, time. I can't quit sugar. And when I say that, I want you to know I've never actually tried. Not seriously. I quit gluten because every day felt like dying. I know that sounds melodramatic, and it is, but only a little. All food hurt me. My brain was fuzzy,