Kris Ripper lives in the great state of California and zir pronouns are ze/zir. Kris shares a converted garage with a kid, can do two pull-ups in a row, and can write backwards. (No, really.) Ze has been writing fiction since ze learned how to write, and boring zir stuffed animals with stories long before that.

A Brief Description of How I Interact on Social Media

Here’s the deal: social interactions freak me out. They just do. I’m pretty good one-on-one, but broadcast social stuff like Facebook, Twitter, and forums trigger all my “walk into the classroom ten minutes late and everyone looks at you” insecurities.


I’m working on it. And I love interacting with readers. If you’ve written an email to me, you’ve probably received a response, or are about to receive a response. If it’s been longer than a week or two and you haven’t heard back from me, it’s some form of email fail, because like I said: one-on-one is good for me. Emails? Totally work well. Do write to me at kris(AT)

As for everything else, here’s what it is:

Place you will most likely find me: The Facebook Machine. I am on Facebook here (profile), and you should totally “friend” me, or what have you.

Ripper’s Irregulars is where you can find me hanging out on all the days, so stop by and join us and chat. We get a little random. This is where strange recipes happen. And story prompts. It’s also where I get all the ideas for my Rambles. (The group is closed because if I post a birthday gift of porn, I don’t want that to necessarily join all the “happy birthday” posts on someone’s Facebook wall. Just sayin’, that could get awkward.)

Second most likely place to find me: The Twitter. I’d like to be better at Twitter, but it’s that whole broadcast thing again. I’m getting a little better, but we’re still talking I post a thing, maybe, to Twitter per day. But you can converse with me and I’ll converse back! I like to converse. On the Twitter.

Third most likely place to find me: The Insta. I’m on a pretty good run of posting bad watercolors on Instagram, so if that’s your jam, uh, yeah, I can’t think of another rhyming word so just follow me there if you’re into that sort of thing.

You will always find me on YouTube. Sometimes I’m super active, sometimes I go for months without posting a video! Come hang out!