Seriously, though. If you could vote on a place, a character (or two, or three), an event, and maybe, like, the time of day (or season), how much fun would that be? And then your favorite author–or just some hack on the internet [bows]–would write it up and post it for you. That could be so much fun.

There’s an app or something in this somewhere, I can feel it. You’d run it like an eBay auction, with people voting up and down different concepts. Oh man. That’d be hilarious. I’m so open to suggestions.