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Deep Emotions (NSFW)

Once upon a time, I wrote this story, and posted it. I believe it was another one of Judith’s prompts, though that’s more or less lost to time. Then the database died during a server migration and I had to change webhosts and the old “full backup” wouldn’t transfer to the new host, and this post disappeared…until Maria was like, “Did I dream this?” She did not dream it. It exists! Judith wanted, I think, pre-Truman, Will mad at Hugh. Here we are. It falls right around the beginning of chapter twenty-seven of Catalysts. Will sat on the train, trying

September 16th, 2015|Categories: blog, free-stories|Tags: control the smutwriter, dvd extras, missing scenes, scientific method universe|

Bedtime Stories (NSFW)

One night, on Facebook, someone demanded a bedtime story. I wrote this on my phone while the kid played Minecraft next to me on the back deck. In which the author shamelessly hints at shit ze has no intention of writing soon, if ever. (This would be a good time to say I’m pro-fanfiction: go to it, y’all!) When Hugh was a child, his mother told him bedtime stories. It took him years to realize she was retelling him Star Wars in small vignettes. “Once they were in a bar and a challenge was made. But you know how badly

September 1st, 2015|Categories: blog, free-stories|Tags: control the smutwriter, dvd extras, scientific method universe|

Let’s Get Hugh Drunk (NSFW)

Somewhere in “Absence and Presence” the lads mention how they should get Hugh drunk. Nadine, in the comments (now lost to the website disaster) teased that she’d really like to see that, and by the way, her birthday was coming up…hint, hint. I can’t resist a prompt, you guys. It’s a sickness. For Nadine, on her birthday. It was supposed to be easier than this. Truman studied the low line in the second bottle—red this time, though after two glasses of white zinfandel Will’s tastebuds were willing to drink anything, evidently—and then studied his husband. Hugh wasn’t drunk. Or if

September 1st, 2015|Categories: blog, free-stories|Tags: control the smutwriter, dvd extras, scientific method universe|

Absence and Presence (NSFW)

Once upon a time, my friend Judith was going on a trip. “Write me something I can read on the plane,” she said. “What if Hugh was going away for some reason and Truman and Will couldn’t go with him?” Two months later, I finished this. First person, in three parts, from Truman’s, Will’s, and Hugh’s POV, taking place something like a year after Extremes. And it’s about twenty thousand words long, so I’ve also helpfully included it in file formats you can read on your devices, though there’s no cover or fancy stuff. Just words. (I…have not looked at

September 1st, 2015|Categories: blog, free-stories|Tags: control the smutwriter, dvd extras, melancholy porn, scientific method universe|

Five Times Henry Was in Charge (NSFW)

Five times Henry was in charge, and one time he wasn’t. This is a Control the Smutwriter story, selected by the folks on the mailing list. Five times Henry was in charge and one time he wasn’t. 1. The first time they tried a blindfold, Henry spilled an entire glass of water on the bed. He wasn’t the one with the blindfold on. 2. After roughly three months of begging (Henry called it begging; Math called it “persuasive asking”), Henry finally tied Math to the bed. It was easier to stay focused with Math watching him, but on the other

April 23rd, 2015|Categories: blog, free-stories|Tags: control the smutwriter, dvd extras, fairy tales, new halliday|

Crowdsourced Fiction

For Truman's 40th birthday, Hugh finally caves in and buys a smartphone. Everyone chips in to show him what he can do with it. All right, y'all. I was lying in bed last night trying to think (and writing fiction in my head, which is what I do when I'm trying to sleep--and most of the rest of the time, too), and it occurred to me that this could be a fun group project. Truman's birthday is in November. That's when I plan to have this story out. Might be free, might be for money, don't know, don't care. Should

April 17th, 2015|Categories: blog|Tags: control the smutwriter, crowdsourced fiction, scientific method universe|

Caging Nick (NSFW)

This Control the Smutwriter missing scene takes place between The Boyfriends Tie the Knot and The New Born Year. The first cage pinched. Bernie didn’t know it until 24 hours had passed, and the second he realized what he was looking at—the dry, angry red marks, the swelling—he almost lost his temper. “I’m sorry,” Nick whispered. So, at least he knew he’d done wrong. At least he understood his transgression in not mentioning that the damn thing didn’t fit. Bernie closed his eyes and breathed, fingers still soothing over Nick’s skin, still trying to soothe away the terrible wrongness. “We will try a

April 16th, 2015|Categories: blog, free-stories|Tags: control the smutwriter, surrender the past|

Affection (NSFW)

This scene takes place during The New Born Year. This is a Control the Smutwriter missing scene, brought to you by the intrepid subscribers to the new releases list! Join the list to vote for next month’s scene! If you’d like to check out the rest of the missing scenes folks voted for, look here. This one’s for Nadine. Hugh paused outside the door, taking a breath before going in quietly. Will was—as he’d been when Hugh left for tea—lying half-on Truman, propped up on Truman’s chest. His voice was lower, and though he didn’t stop speaking when Hugh returned, he also didn’t look

January 12th, 2015|Categories: blog, free-stories|Tags: control the smutwriter, missing scene, the new born year|

D and Teddy’s Wedding (The Real One) (NSFW)

This scene takes place between Home Free and Close to Home. This is a Control the Smutwriter missing scene, brought to you by the intrepid subscribers to the new releases list! Join the list to vote for next month’s scene! If you’d like to check out the rest of the missing scenes folks voted for, look here. Teddy assumed that at some point in the days leading up to the wedding…D would freak out. He wasn’t the only one who assumed that. “Hey, don’t worry, Teddy, I won’t let D leave you at the altar,” Maizy called, dragging D to her final fitting (D glowered murderously over

January 9th, 2015|Categories: blog, free-stories|Tags: close to home, control the smutwriter, home free, home series, missing scene|

Hugh’s Special Blend (NSFW)

This scene takes place on the first morning at the beach house, in The New Born Year. This is a Control the Smutwriter missing scene, brought to you by the intrepid subscribers to the new releases list! Join the list to vote for next month’s scene! If you’d like to check out the rest of the missing scenes folks voted for, look here. This one’s for VC. From The New Born Year: The door to the master suite opened, but the person who came out wasn’t Truman or Hugh. It was Will. “Did you go looking for Hugh’s coffee again?” Ally asked, startling him. Will

January 2nd, 2015|Categories: blog, free-stories|Tags: control the smutwriter, missing scene, the new born year|