AKA: How do you solve a problem like Mary Watson? I cringe in anticipation of every Mary. Because let's be honest: Holmes/Watson is the OTP; Mary is an interloper. (Sherlock rocks my fucking world. The Sherlock Mary is freaking amazeballs. I'd ship her with any character on that show. Not Lestrade. But any other character. Well, okay, not Mycroft, either, though I'd hella ship her with his assistant, whose name escapes me. Mmm. Yummy.) Where was I? I'll try to wipe the smut from my brow and continue. Truman is my Mary Watson. Let me restate, for the record, that in no universe