So first off, have you read Roan's book, In the Middle of Somewhere? Go do that. Back? Sweet. The protagonist of ItMoS is a young professor called Daniel Mulligan. Roan and I, basically just playing around on Facebook one night, were like, "Wouldn't it be fun to watch a movie and tweet like Daniel and Hugh?" Then, after a pause, we were like, "NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, THOUGH." Then Roan made this amazing conference schedule for the boys: Conference schedule! Then, I recorded this video, because I'm nuts. Apparently it's a good one. People also like my eyebrows. Um. *doesn't