Do everything wrong.

I'm one of the few people I know who loved both the movie and the television show Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I didn't love it with the mindless devotion of a syncophant--both had their problems, and there are whole seasons of the TV show I barely skim through during marathons--but there was a lot of good stuff in there, sometimes buried deep in the throes of Joss Whedon working out his craft. One of the moments from the film that sticks in my mind is the obligatory death of the mentor scene. As Donald Sutherland dies, he imparts one last bit