I'm going to tell a little story before I review Harper Fox's Scrap Metal for you. It'll be relevant, maybe, or maybe the whole post will be a series of seemingly random asides. You can skip the whole thing if you want, but whatever else you do, you really should read Scrap Metal. I'm patiently biding my time before allowing myself to start reading it again. That link goes to her site, but...this link will take you to Amazon (US). I assume it's available elsewhere as well, but you might have to hunt for it. So. Here's the story. I'm Irish. No. I'm Irish-American.